Today, I decided to name my laptop. Not because it begged for a cute nickname, or because it aced a performance review. No, it was because November 21st shouted, “Go ahead, give it a name!” Who knew the calendar could be so bossy?

Meet Mr. Hypertype. He’s like a grumpy cat before coffee, shuts down faster than my phone battery amidst a crisis, and has a special talent for making me doubt my own memory—did I really hit ‘save’ or just dream I did? But hey, he’s my quirky little gremlin, and now that he’s got a name, I guess we’re officially a team!

So, if you haven’t given your gadget a name yet, now’s the time! Choose one that sparks joy, induces a dramatic sigh, or makes you facepalm. Today isn’t just about the ridiculousness of it all—it’s about bonding, even with our quirky little metal friends!